I wish all scientific papers were this concise.
Best. Abstract. Ever.
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This is basically how I would write all my papers if there wasn’t a page minimum. “The Opium Trade’s Effect on the...
(PS: I checked, IT’S LEGIT)
love abstract humour
#”further research is needed to…” is a standard of science papers #even though nobody really knows what that means #even...
i wonder what my bio teacher would say if i turned in a paper like this im sure it’d go great
“But we can still get a paper out of it!”
Hands-down best abstract I’ve seen yet.